alien-princex:

Lou is basically the awesome older brother I never got to have

c:

You are an alchemist that can turn six beers in to an awkward three week relationship.
Eugene Mirman

(Source: oldfilmsflicker)


(Source: myhumaninteractions)


do you know how important this is to me


toastradamus:

dont forget about the Coachella Strut (C-Strut)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor